Well, you did accept his friend request.
-Thanks to Stevey T
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Thanks for the honesty
I prefer to keep my drug addictions on the DL but what do I know.
-Thanks to RDuff
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
So you've decided to ace your finals...
For all you college kids, you're probably knee deep in finals week right now. You're probably so hopped up on Adderoll and coffee that you've forgotten what it's like to have fun. Well don't worry, Mr. or Mrs. Coed; because you've got AFS's playlist for success. Make a playlist of the following songs and listen to them while walking to your final and we guarantee you'll ace it. (yes, we can put money on that.)
1. "Take me home tonight" by Eddie Money. However, you may not want to sing it out loud or that girl in front of you might think you're really creepy.
2. "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias. Hey, he did bag Anna Kournikova.
3. "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani. It's escape, but much sweeter.
4. "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Here's you start getting pumped. Allow the sweet guitar solo to get into your soul. But don't forget to keep your eyes open while walking through campus, no one likes to get bumped into by the half retarded guy singing.
5. "Right Now" by Van Halen. At this time, you should be walking into the building in which your exam is in. You're blood is pumping and that caffeine is kicking in. When you sit down, you now have the confidence that no matter how little you studied last night or how little you attended class throughout the semester, you will ace this final.
*Before walking into your exam, take a 30 second pause. This will give enough time for the lights to be turned off, the smoke machine to be turned on, and the spot light to be put on the door. Once you enter the room, announce to the class that, "I'm here to fuck shit up." Then proceed to take the exam from your professor, punch him in the face, sit down and ace your final.
1. "Take me home tonight" by Eddie Money. However, you may not want to sing it out loud or that girl in front of you might think you're really creepy.
2. "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias. Hey, he did bag Anna Kournikova.
3. "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani. It's escape, but much sweeter.
4. "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Here's you start getting pumped. Allow the sweet guitar solo to get into your soul. But don't forget to keep your eyes open while walking through campus, no one likes to get bumped into by the half retarded guy singing.
5. "Right Now" by Van Halen. At this time, you should be walking into the building in which your exam is in. You're blood is pumping and that caffeine is kicking in. When you sit down, you now have the confidence that no matter how little you studied last night or how little you attended class throughout the semester, you will ace this final.
*Before walking into your exam, take a 30 second pause. This will give enough time for the lights to be turned off, the smoke machine to be turned on, and the spot light to be put on the door. Once you enter the room, announce to the class that, "I'm here to fuck shit up." Then proceed to take the exam from your professor, punch him in the face, sit down and ace your final.
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