Well, you did accept his friend request.
-Thanks to Stevey T
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Thanks for the honesty
I prefer to keep my drug addictions on the DL but what do I know.
-Thanks to RDuff
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
So you've decided to ace your finals...
For all you college kids, you're probably knee deep in finals week right now. You're probably so hopped up on Adderoll and coffee that you've forgotten what it's like to have fun. Well don't worry, Mr. or Mrs. Coed; because you've got AFS's playlist for success. Make a playlist of the following songs and listen to them while walking to your final and we guarantee you'll ace it. (yes, we can put money on that.)
1. "Take me home tonight" by Eddie Money. However, you may not want to sing it out loud or that girl in front of you might think you're really creepy.
2. "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias. Hey, he did bag Anna Kournikova.
3. "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani. It's escape, but much sweeter.
4. "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Here's you start getting pumped. Allow the sweet guitar solo to get into your soul. But don't forget to keep your eyes open while walking through campus, no one likes to get bumped into by the half retarded guy singing.
5. "Right Now" by Van Halen. At this time, you should be walking into the building in which your exam is in. You're blood is pumping and that caffeine is kicking in. When you sit down, you now have the confidence that no matter how little you studied last night or how little you attended class throughout the semester, you will ace this final.
*Before walking into your exam, take a 30 second pause. This will give enough time for the lights to be turned off, the smoke machine to be turned on, and the spot light to be put on the door. Once you enter the room, announce to the class that, "I'm here to fuck shit up." Then proceed to take the exam from your professor, punch him in the face, sit down and ace your final.
1. "Take me home tonight" by Eddie Money. However, you may not want to sing it out loud or that girl in front of you might think you're really creepy.
2. "Escape" by Enrique Iglesias. Hey, he did bag Anna Kournikova.
3. "Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani. It's escape, but much sweeter.
4. "The Final Countdown" by Europe. Here's you start getting pumped. Allow the sweet guitar solo to get into your soul. But don't forget to keep your eyes open while walking through campus, no one likes to get bumped into by the half retarded guy singing.
5. "Right Now" by Van Halen. At this time, you should be walking into the building in which your exam is in. You're blood is pumping and that caffeine is kicking in. When you sit down, you now have the confidence that no matter how little you studied last night or how little you attended class throughout the semester, you will ace this final.
*Before walking into your exam, take a 30 second pause. This will give enough time for the lights to be turned off, the smoke machine to be turned on, and the spot light to be put on the door. Once you enter the room, announce to the class that, "I'm here to fuck shit up." Then proceed to take the exam from your professor, punch him in the face, sit down and ace your final.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Nicole is sharp
It's not the heat, it's the humidity. It's not the cold, it's the clear object that one looks through while in an automobile.
-Many thanks to TJ
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Holly doesn't need much
I'm sure she's not the high-maintenance dramatic type. Not at all.
-Thanks to Nomis, again.
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Thank you, everyone
Hey guys. No awful status here, just a big thanks. It's been about a month since we started this thing and we've almost hit 1,000 views; which is much more than we could have ever expected. You guys have kept this site going and it won't go anywhere without you.
If you've noticed, there has been a little drop in the amount of posts recently. We are still checking the email multiple times a day but the amount of statuses you guys are sending in is diminishing. We can't do this alone-we need you guys. If you don't know how to send stuff in, just check the top of the site; it lists all the instructions.
To help, we're going to start a couple new things. We're going to mention whoever sent each status in whenever it's put up on the site. Also, We want you guys to send in stuff besides Facebook statuses. If you see anything that gives you the urge to embarrass someone, send it in. Whether it's a album picture, AIM away status, profile picture or whatever, it is more than welcome. The more people we make fun of, the better.
Thank you to everyone once again, AFS is nothing without you.
-AFS
If you've noticed, there has been a little drop in the amount of posts recently. We are still checking the email multiple times a day but the amount of statuses you guys are sending in is diminishing. We can't do this alone-we need you guys. If you don't know how to send stuff in, just check the top of the site; it lists all the instructions.
To help, we're going to start a couple new things. We're going to mention whoever sent each status in whenever it's put up on the site. Also, We want you guys to send in stuff besides Facebook statuses. If you see anything that gives you the urge to embarrass someone, send it in. Whether it's a album picture, AIM away status, profile picture or whatever, it is more than welcome. The more people we make fun of, the better.
Thank you to everyone once again, AFS is nothing without you.
-AFS
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Yup, it's real
We've been looking for years but we've finally found the biggest symbol of douchebagery ever
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sunday, October 5, 2008
We're all jealous, Jefferson
With a name like Jefferson, the best FACE PAINT! and the fact he's shit faced!!!, we are all a little less cool standing next to Jefferson.
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