About Me

AFS-the site that brings you stupid, meaningless and just plain awful Facebook status updates. You all have seen them before-now you can do something about it. Send the awful updates to awfulfacebookstatus@gmail.com and we'll post them.

How to send your awful statuses to us

For Mac's-Press "apple" "shift" and "4" at the same time. It'll save to your desktop then you can just send it over.
For PC's-Press "Prnt Scrn" (located right above the backspace button) Then go into MS Paint and paste it (pressing "control" and "v" at the same time). Save it and send it over.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sweet story, Regina


Getting ruffied will do that to you, Regina.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Kayla is DTF


By the looks of her picture, Kayla is also down to do it multiple times.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

The puppy who lost its way


Tina was so upset she needed to get some extra cash for her pizza delivery.

Jimmy caught a cold



Jimmy needs his fix.

Friday, September 19, 2008

I think Chris likes to dance


Dancing is for strippers, dancing is for lap dances, dancing is for $1 in g-strings

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Brian wears banana hammocks


Brian deserves a foot up his ass from Red Forman.

This is too good not to post


I hope this guy writes back on her wall, "u 2"

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Carlos has crabs


Usually crabs does that to people, Carlos.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Kim is nuts


I feel awful for the people that raised her.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

"The Jeff" is cooler than you



With a name like "The Jeff" I would've expected at least two straight hours on the pong table. It's time to get your weight up, The Jeff.

Nick is classy


It doesn't take too much imagination to realize why his right arm is out of commission.

No, you're not Hasheem


You actually are atoolwithtoomuchtimeonhishands

Friday, September 12, 2008

Nate can't hide the truth


It's actually translated to "Nate is outrageously excited for the new season of Gossip Girls"

Mary deserves a medal



I think we all should be happy for Mary. She is obviously done caring about how crappy her statuses are.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Missy has issues


Get your act together, Missy, you're falling apart.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Nick got blue balled


I think Nick should have used those "gigantic balls" to talk to this girl in person. But what do I know? Real men put their feelings up on Facebook.

what up BRO? that popped collar is so sick


I hope this guy gets sent to Guantonamo.

Greg is hood as hell



Greg's mom doesn't let him use curse words on the internet. But he's still a bad ass.

Megan is a drama queen



If there is one thing that makes Facebook as bad as Myspace it's applications. And girls send more of those things than tri-Delt gives out herpes. So thank God Megan still has the gift that keeps on giving.


Monday, September 8, 2008

Andrew needs a hug


Poor kid

Mary thinks we care







You know what I was wondering this morning when I woke up? I was wondering what Mary's entire schedule for the day was. Thank God I know now!



Sept, 9, 2008


Welcome, guys. I'm creating this because I bet my roommate Camber that I'd make more money than him. And, awful Facebook statuses really suck.



Usually, these come from girls, but when a guy puts a line up like this, it's too good to pass up.