About Me

AFS-the site that brings you stupid, meaningless and just plain awful Facebook status updates. You all have seen them before-now you can do something about it. Send the awful updates to awfulfacebookstatus@gmail.com and we'll post them.

How to send your awful statuses to us

For Mac's-Press "apple" "shift" and "4" at the same time. It'll save to your desktop then you can just send it over.
For PC's-Press "Prnt Scrn" (located right above the backspace button) Then go into MS Paint and paste it (pressing "control" and "v" at the same time). Save it and send it over.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thank you, everyone

Hey guys. No awful status here, just a big thanks. It's been about a month since we started this thing and we've almost hit 1,000 views; which is much more than we could have ever expected. You guys have kept this site going and it won't go anywhere without you.
If you've noticed, there has been a little drop in the amount of posts recently. We are still checking the email multiple times a day but the amount of statuses you guys are sending in is diminishing. We can't do this alone-we need you guys. If you don't know how to send stuff in, just check the top of the site; it lists all the instructions.
To help, we're going to start a couple new things. We're going to mention whoever sent each status in whenever it's put up on the site. Also, We want you guys to send in stuff besides Facebook statuses. If you see anything that gives you the urge to embarrass someone, send it in. Whether it's a album picture, AIM away status, profile picture or whatever, it is more than welcome. The more people we make fun of, the better.
Thank you to everyone once again, AFS is nothing without you.
-AFS

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Yup, it's real


We've been looking for years but we've finally found the biggest symbol of douchebagery ever

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Congratulations


Maybe the tooth fairy will visit you tonight.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

O, boy


Well, Rita, no one can say you didn't try.

What a great tv line up


You don't deserve to even study statistics watching crap like that.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

We're all jealous, Jefferson


With a name like Jefferson, the best FACE PAINT! and the fact he's shit faced!!!, we are all a little less cool standing next to Jefferson.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Jennette is not happy


Her one-week facebook relationship ended. How tragic.